Fall is definitely here!

 Ahhhh...

Fall is here.

This means pumpkins, soup, sweaters, scarves, and flu shots are among us.

We are allowed to sit around the house in our PJ's all day covered in blankets by the fire.

I do that anyway... minus the fire

We get to enjoy a hot bowl of soup...

 And spend $4.08 on a tall Pumpkin Spice Latte from Starbucks.

Speaking of that... are you freaking kidding me? I went to Target yesterday and got a tall PSL. $4.08 is absolutely RIDICULOUS. I buy the small container of coffee for like $4.00 and can get the PSL Coffeemate creamer for around $4.00... and that makes me like a MONTHS WORTH of PSL's.

I also got this adorbs shirt from Target yesterday.

It is called a hi/low blouse which is what I have been searching high and low for.

Ironic?

Yes.

I want to wear my leggings but don't want my butt to be displayed and I definitely don't want to risk anyone seeing an accidental frontal wedgie. She wasn't on sale but I just had to have her.

I'll pair her with a black tank, black leggings, my new black Enzo Angiolini riding boots, and my grandma's vintage draped pearls.

Can't. Wait.

Fall also brings on one of my favorite holidays...

HALLOWEEN

Yeeeeah buddy!

in Pauly from Jersey Shore voice

SO. TRUE.

Girls be like "Look at my buttttttt!"

and guys be like "Look at those chicks buuuuuutts!!!!!"

anyways

I think I want to be Barbie this year. Throw on some pink eyeshadow, a wig, and a pink dress and stand around like I'm frozen. Easy peasy.

Although I will not opt to have my butt hanging out. It's pretty damn cold on October 31st and I would rather be warm than display my pale butt cheeks.

I want something like this.

And I'm sure Melania would be glad to let me borrow it because that's a dress you just can't wear twice.

So now I think I will hop on eBay and search for some girls old prom dress that I can steal for $20 bucks.

Have a great Thursday, ladies!

Friday Favorites: Link Up with The Bargain Blonde

Favorite Drink:
Starbuck's Green Teas and I just tried their new Very Berry Hibiscus Refresher which was veeeeeeery tasty...

Favorite Sign??:
lol
The new "Hollywood" sign at the lake...

Favorite Shampoo:

Matrix Amplify. I scored the big bottle at Ulta's Liter Sale for $14.99!

Favorite Face Wash:

Cetaphil facial cleanser. I have been breaking out more than usual and I always hear great reviews about Cetaphil products...

Favorite Funny:

I'm loving these "ermahgerd" jokes... they crack me the ferk erp!

Favorite Purchase:

Monogram Drink Koozie. I ordered this off Groop Dealz and can't wait to get it!

That's all folks. I gotta pack up and head to the lake! Tomorrow is Sierra's birthday!

ADIOS.

Target Haul/Rant

BAHAHAHA!

I say this to Tyson all the time. He believes it!

So today I needed some last minute items before we leave tomorrow for Mallory and Seth's wedding.

-Nail Polish Base Coat

-Mouthwash

-Nail Polish Brush

-Just For Men (haha)

easy right?

Oh and before I walked in the door I knew I needed to get a Grande Iced Green Tea with a splash of Raspberry syrup from Starbuck's to help me find these four items.

(Delicious, healthy-ish, awesome summer drink... $2.10!)

So off we go! First I hit the Dollar Rack... you know that amazing little section right when you walk in the door?

I got two of these suckers:

and two of these guys:

but mine is four sections... so it's awesomer

Then I got this cute lil nugget:

Who doesn't need a hot pink piggy bank?

I got one of these:

But mine only has four shelves and it's grey.

So it's not really like this one at all.

Oh and I got 3 rolls of wrapping paper that are just adorable.

DOLLAR FOR ALL THAT SHIZ.

'Cept the shelf, that was two-fitty.

Then I accidentally found myself in the Women's Accessory section.

That was on the list, right?

All I remember was seeing a red CLEARANCE sign and the rest is history.

I got:

Cute Ass Clutch

aka

Xhilaration® Natural Croco Facile Crossbody

Perfect for lugging all of mine and Mallory's crap around on her wedding day.

$16.99

NOT

I got this baby for $11.88

Scarf/Bikini Cover Up

aka

Converse One Star Kristine Tye-Dye Scarf - Pink

$14.99 NO how about $7.48

Layin' Out Hat

aka

 Mossimo Supply Co. Tan Shine Floppy Hat

$14.99 wrongo I got her for $10.48

Now it's time to get the stuff on my list, right?

So there I am, wandering through Tarjay trying to stay focused and I cross this nice old ladies' path...

and she tells me...

"OH MY GOD LOOK HOW CUTE YOUR HAIR IS!"

and I reply

"Thanks!!!"

and she says

"I just love those hair-pieces. They are soooo fun!!!"

WHAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!

HAIR PIECE?

Me being... well... me... says

"Oh this isn't a hair piece, this is my real hair!!"

Jeezus. That is just an insult.

She sayin' I ain't got enough hair to rock this toddler hair-do!?

anyways...

Finally made it to the Personal Care section

Got some Just For Men

Tyson has like 15 grey hairs.

Whatever.

Then I got this stuff:

Does anyone use this stuff? I found out about it from Megan @ Ciao Bella XO

Her teeth are really white so I hope it works for me, too.

Had a coupon so I got the big bottle for $4.13. Wahoo!

So after watching my Chinese nail lady do my "white-tip" mani/pedi a million times, I think I can do my own nails. They do the base coat, then slop some white polish on the tip of my nail, then they dip a little paint brush in some remover and clean it up. Then the top coat of course.

Elf

it was a dillar.

($1.00)

 Oh and I needed some concealer.

Elf again.

Another dillar.

Finally, I got the last thing on my list:

Base coat

My nails chip like crazy. Pizzes me off. Hopefully this helps.

So I was technically done.

NOT

One last thing.

I'm making this "Wedding Survival Kit" for Mal's wedding and I heard that chalk helps cover any little stains that might appear on her wedding dress.

So I gotta find some chalk.

Back to School section... NONE

okay...

Art Section...

okay...

Crayola...

Crayola...

looking for Crayola brand Chalk.

no Crayola brand chalk.

only RoseArt.

WHAT THE F*CK.

I will be 25 years old next month and I STILL don't like RoseArt brand school/art supplies.

I didn't like them when I was 7.

Don't like them now.

So I got some effin' RoseArt chalk.

mother f*ckers

So what would have been a simple Target run turned in to a pretty badass shopping spree. I might have been in there for 2 hours... or more.