My Blog Stats

Back in May I was sooo excited that I had 1,000 page views. My blog was only five months old and I had no clue what I was doing. I was using my blog as a journal to record different events in my life... and of course blog-stalking all of my favorite ladies like Pink Lou Lou and The Bargain Blonde.

Today I still use my blog as a journal... an outlet to be myself and get things off my chest. It is actually very therapeutic to write my feelings and ideas down.

Now my blog has over 7,000 page views. I went from 1,000 in five months to 6,000 in five months! Exciting! I was beginning to wonder where all these page views were coming from. Then I remembered that Google is so smart and keeps track of that stuff for me.

Duh.

 A lot of my traffic comes from one of my favorite bloggers, Leslie at A Blonde Ambition. She is the sweetest southern lady, a newlywed, and has the most adorable little dachshund puppy named Ruby. Every week she has Confessional Friday and I rarely miss one! Google is second on the list and then Munchkin Land Designs which is who designed my blog header.

My two most "famous" posts are link-ups thanks to Leslie. Of course Honey Boo Boo Child and bikinis took the Top 5, too!

 

 And last but not least, I would like to recognize that my blog is known for penis cakes.

Yes. You heard that right.

Penis cakes.

I wrote about making Mallory a penis cake for her bachelorette party.

Here is my preliminary post regarding penis cakes.

Here is my homemade penis cake.

Have I said penis cakes enough?

One more time.

Penis cakes.

These are the Search Keywords that people type in to Google and then they are lead to my blog.

 "Sunshine!" is known for penis cakes, bachelorette parties, and Honey Boo Boo Child... and I couldn't be more proud!

Weekend Recap: Mallory's Bachelorette Party

Holy moly.

I'm still exhausted.

Mallory's Bachelorette Party was a huge SUCCESS!!

 @ Camden on the Lake, Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri

 Beautiful bachelorette!!

 Of course the ladies of Mizzou Vet School found a friend at the bar!

 Mallory's stalker!! He followed her around everywhere!!

 Mallory's Penis Cake

 Before and After Pics

They crack me up!!

Mallory

 Lauren

Becca

Katie

Haley

and Me!

It was an amazing weekend. All of the girls had fun and we all made it home safely!! I am wounded though... I have two huge blisters on the ball of my foot from my shoes so I can barely walk. Oh and I sound like a man when I talk... my voice barely made it through the weekend!!

Confessional Friday

Ello matey's!

(that was my British accent)

It's Confessional Friday!

(that's my normal Mid-West accent)

Here we go!

1. I confess that I have worked my arse off to throw Mallory an awesome bachelorette party. I channeled my inner party-planner and my Pinterest is blowing up with awesome party stuff. I hope it turns out something like this:

and this...

(We love Pink Lou Lou)

2. I am a coffee brat. I drink my coffee out of a Tiffany's coffee cup every day. (Same one each day of course.) Yesterday at Target I found this adorable star-shaped ice cube tray and thought it would be perfect for my frozen coffee iced cubs. I like pretty coffee.
(And I shall add that while I was sitting here at my desk playing on the internet machine, I flipped my straw out of my coffee cup and made a huge mess. Can't keep anything nice around here!)

3. I am a water brat, too. Sara and I discussed this a few days ago. I drink Dasani and Smart Water. And Evian if the convenience store doesn't have either of those. My fridge is FULL of Dasani. Yum!

Now I gotta get off here! I have to go bake a penis cake!