A dolla makes me holla honey boo boo!

oh. my. gawd.

This show is HILARIOUS.

'Here Come Honey Boo Boo' premiered last night and I DEFINITELY tuned in. I mean how can you NOT watch this train wreck?

Here is her extreme couponing mom, June.

 And this is Alana aka Honey Boo Boo Child in all her glory!

I'm confused. Her sister says they aren't rednecks because they have all their teeth but then we see HBBC slathering mud on her face saying "That's how we do facials down here in the country-fied, y'all."

BAHAHA

Then she says:

"YOU BETTA REDNECKONIZE!!"

I was dying.

And of course you already knew that she is "all that and a pack a crackers"

I searched for Tweets about Honey Boo Boo Child and found this:

hilarious...

Then of course I Googled HBBC and found a clip of them on Anderson Cooper...

OH. MY. GAWD.

Amazeballs.

I will leave you with this parody of Honey Boo Boo Child and her mom 25 years later.
Enjoy!